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When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.
2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”
“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”
Venerial disease originating for Scotland.
Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil
Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.
Highly infectious.
Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.
The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas
Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland
Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.