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Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 20, 2023


Honey Bun Tent

To lather someone's ass cheeks with honey and put a cucumber or two into the victim's tight bunghole. From there, you then take a dish rag and throw it upon the cucumber to symbolize a tent like structure.

Person 1: Dude, did you get laid last night?

Person 2: Nah, but we did do a Honey Bun Tent!

Person 1: To you or her?

Person 2: BOTH!!!

Person 1: That's awesome, bro!!:D

by Platypussies June 10, 2014


Bug In My Tent

Someone who is completely and totally anoyying and wont go away. Like when your camping and there is a bug in your tent.

"Tianna never GOES AWAY!"
" I know, she is a total bug in my tent."

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 7, 2010


Omar-the-tent-maker

A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.

Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

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persian heat tent

While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.

Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent

by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008

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Toothless Tent Whore

Toothless Tent Whore are also known as a " Clown whores". This type of whore is typically seen in the swampy area of Sellers Lake pushing her Wheel Barrel that carries her Tent to set up shop. When this clown whore sets up her tent she then invites any married man (that can stand her foul vagina stinch without slipping on her snail trail ) in,, she then proceeds to trade sexual favors with these married men for small bags of dope. No respectable man would ever be seen outside in public with this poor tent Whore for she is far to grotesque n smelly. Her parents are brother and sister see, it's from all the incest.

This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.

Toothless tent whore s are always hiding in the swampy Fulton areas, they typically go by the name Michelle.

by Amy Jae September 20, 2019

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Iraqi hot tent

A oral experience gone wrong.

Well While your girlfriend is giving you a blow job. You need to pull the covers over her head.Rip the most sickest ass possible.Push her head down so she has to breath in her nose.Thust the Iraqi Hot Tent.

by Pdxrider69 June 8, 2009

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