Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

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number nine

ninth color in crayon box.
black

sheet she's a number nine,
or he looks like the ninth color

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number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

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Number 3

To vomit into a toilet. Typically done after a long night of drinking.

"Gross...someone's number 2 is gonna make me go number 3!"

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angel number

Angel Numbers are numbers you see constantly which mean that your guardian angels are trying to reach out to you . You can look them up to see what they mean.

I keep seeing the Angel number 444 I think my guardian Angel is trying to talk to me.
444
555
111
333
1212

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number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

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Number 4

When two friends defacate at the same time in a public restroom and hold hands under the stall.

James: Hey Steve is that you in the stall next to me?

Steve: Yeah man.

James: Are you taking a number 2?

Steve: You bet. Are you?

James: Yeah we should hold hands and take a number 4.

Steve: Omg Yeah!

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