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When you are in a Google Meet or a Zoom call and you raise your hand, but forget to put it down so when someone calls on you, you say, "OLD HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: Sawyer, do you have a question?
Sawyer: oLd hAnD!!!
Old English Malt Liquor. The shit that makes you say duh in the middle of day before breakfast. Who doesn't love old 8?
Old Cholo: Wassup ene, let's get the party started with some deuce-duece.
Youngster: what the fuck is that?
Old Cholo: Old 8 and juice!
An elderly friend who claims everybody hates the world while simultaneously hating the world more then everyone else. Often gangly in appearance, they often rock haircuts from their childhood claiming they are still relevant. During mating season one will notice the little hair they have left (not balding... just thinning) stand up, signaling to near by females that he is permed and ready for coutis.
Jordan "Gills being such a dough bag downer tonight! "
Tyson "what, you mean old mandrew over there?"
a school that can sometimes kick ass at hockey basketball and football. small town were everyone loves to date Dartmouth kids. FORNITE FORNITE FORTNITE
wow that kids from Old Rochester he must play fortnite
An area in Eastern Long Island densely populated with old world Italians.
``Hey, Vito, you want to go with me to visit grandpa in Old Guinea?''
It's not just about the format. Old internet memes (circa 2006-2015) were generally less obnoxious, less obscene, less grotesque, less stupid, less deadpan, less political, and just generally more graceful and lighthearted. You never took them seriously, and they always made you smile or laugh (NOT smirk!)
Today's memes often leave you smirking rather than smiling or giggling, as the meme often plays with the more ironic, farce and brazen side of humour. This makes for a less "happy" experience as such. Certainly not something you'd be consuming/posting unironically, unlike nyan cat, animal advice, and lolcat memes.
Another difference between modern and old memes is the level of irony. Obviously memes of all kinds is not meant to be taken seriously, but most modern memes will add a layer of irony on top of a seemingly serious context to make it seem funny or silly. Old memes are just funny or silly by its very nature.
Old memes can be virtually understood by anyone of any demographic and the humour is often naturally communicated by the image. Modern memes tend to be too ambiguous to be understood correctly by everyone and the humour is specific to a certain demographic (i.e. Gen Z teenagers). Serious debriefing is required to understand most modern memes, even the ones with zero meaning.
Overall, old memes just had that quirky yet graceful charm that modern memes lack. Old memes rule, don't let anyone tell you otherwise (and if they do, they're probably a zoomer).
Examples of old memes include:
-LOLcats
-Animal advice
-Rage comic memes (includes trollface)
-Bad luck brian
-Good guy steve
-Nyan cat
-Facepalm guy
-Feels guy
-Doge (semi-modern)
-Cartoon spiderman memes
-and much much more
a cheap diversion tactic employed when fighting with your significant other whereas he or she brings up a past discretion committed by you to pivot the argument.
Heather: " what about that time you hooked up with that 20 yr old girl who was way too young for you??"
Me: "Why are you old stuffing me??"