A wireless internet connection used without the owner's permission or knowledge.
My wireless router broke, but luckily I could still get online with my neighbor's not-my-fi.
Your yellow is unlike any other. This person is not only your backbone, but your happiness, your purpose, and your forever. He/she is someone who means the world to you and brings so much happiness into your life. Your yellow has seen you at your worst and still chooses to love every single flaw. You cannot live without this person. Your yellow defined what love truly is. You may have thought youโve fell in love before, but it wasnโt a love like the one you receive from your yellow. The love you feel from your yellow is unexplainable, one of a kind, and is a new experience. You will never feel a feeling like that with anyone else. Once you feel it, you will know they are your yellow. You will connect on every single level you never thought you could. Conversations never get boring and you never have to second guess the way they feel about you. Finding your yellow can be difficult, but once you do, hold on tight because this is your person, your future, your forever, your happy ending. Do everything in your power to keep this person, youโll never find anyone else like them.
My yellow gives me endless amounts of happiness, love, and support.
someone who saved you. the person you feel at home with.
she is my home๐
A term used for someone you are dating, flirting with, or have a crush on.
Keisha: Lamar is My Juvie a pussy hoe could neva
Jayla: Periodt.
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A wildcard entrance to a conversation that you are not invited to.
"My mate has a 350 chev with a turbo 400 gearbox in his hq one tonner, its funny because the gearbox isn't actually turbo"'nasal laugh'
"My mate from church group once ate a whole aluminium soft drink can"
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An exclamation that means that one believes the previous speaker's statement to be untrue. Synonyms include my ass, bullshit, horse shit, yeah right, get out of here, and "if I do say, my dear chap, I find your previous statement to be rather hard to believe."
Dad: "Young lady, it's 2 in the morning! Where have you been?"
Daughter: "Um, I was just over at Rick's house."
Dad: "My foot! What were you really doing?"
Daughter: "I was at his house for the big keg party. His parents were out of town."
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "So we had a kegstand contest and I won! 53 seconds! Then to celebrate I took 4 or 5 vodka shots."
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "Then I got in the bathroom and the guys lined up outside, and you know how that goes... then the Hell's Angels showed up, then about half of the Pittsburgh Steelers football team... my jaw is so tired."
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "Wow Dad those are some nice new shoes, they would look really good on - "
Dad: "My foot!"
Daughter: "Yeah. Well anyway Steve was nice enough to stay sober and drive me home."
Dad: "Now that I believe, but the rest of your story was BULLSHIT! You were really at the library, weren't you?"
Daughter: "Yes, I was. I was studying for my history test on Monday."
Dad: "I am so disappointed in you! Go to your room!"
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"On my momma" u meant it , or u telling the truth , u not joking around .
Bruh on my momma I did !
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