table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.

I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.

THICCCC tables

A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.

Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

Vulture Table

The table or area in an office where people bring food or snacks for others to eat up or take home.

Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?

Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.