Ghetto Bird

A police helicopter patrolling lower income neighborhoods looking for illegal activity.

Hey dude, that Ghetto Bird kept me up all night, looking for what I don’t know!

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Pesky bird

A way of calling birds only grian uses

Parrot: *exists*
Grian:pesky bird

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Fappy Bird

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

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bird school

a school for birds. this is where you learn heck is a bad word.

"did you learn that at bird school, which is for birds? i'm a lawyer"

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Donk Bird

A girl who goes to DONK nights, sleeps with every DJ & MC she can whilst sniffing all their drugs.

Aye you see that Ange the other night with Joe Taylor, she's a propa Donk Bird her.

Bird Fever

A condition brought on by repeated blunders and failures in rapid succession, in which the victim can't help but continue failing and blundering. Often dangerous, Bird Fever spirals out of control and can not be stopped with out intervention or removal from the situation. With out help the condition can lead to injury and embarrassment. In rare cases it can be fatal.

When the lunch rush hit, he caught Bird Fever and spilled hot grease down his leg.

Uh-oh, looks like Leroy caught Bird Fever. Better go help him out before shit gets extra fucked up.

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odd bird

1. Somebody who's not cut from the same cloth as most normal people
2. A weirdo

1. I think he's a funny guy, but he's an odd bird sometimes.

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