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Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 2, 2005

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Puff the circle fence

Pounding so hard you break the condom.

Jared is such a god in the bedroom that he decides to puff the circle fence every time. Don't bother with protection.

by juglord69420 May 28, 2019


reverse Chesterton's fence

The Reverse Chesterton's Fence: before retvrning to a tradition, practice, or way of life, make sure you understand why people abandoned it in the first place, which parts of it are crucial to make it work vs random dogma, and what are the tradeoffs involved.
~made_in_cosmos

Picking up the babies lying in puddles of muddy bathwater and seeing what it takes for them to get to grow up is Reverse Chesterton's Fence in action.

by TheWingedTree January 20, 2022


Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.

1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.

by Spitting image June 1, 2018


White picket fence

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life

Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.

by Handle cant be blank my ass December 10, 2021

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cyclone fence climbers

any shoes or boots with pointed toes; cowboy boots are a great example!

Man; check out those "Cyclone Fence Climbers"!

by Kym Rouleau October 11, 2007

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Fence me in'it

To 'Fence me in'it' is the new way of asking a friend, loved one or simply a random stranger to contact you, to call you, to text you. It can be used in a variety of ways, but the main meaning is that you are asking to be contacted by any form.

"Yo, Fence me in'it, haven't heard from you in ages"
"Wanna go out later?; Yeah definately, Fence me in'it when you're free"

by NumsK13 September 21, 2009

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