Grass Whistle

An offensive manuever done by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and put it right in front of your ass, and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.

He really must have been pissed, because he totally gave that guy the grass whistle.

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grass fairy

a lame ass name given to soccer players

1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right

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touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

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Cutting Grass

Selling drugs to somebody when another drug dealer/pusher already has plans to.

When Coty went home to get dope Kelsey sold Shawn a joint. When Coty came back he yelled at Kelsey for cutting grass.

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grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

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grass cutters

n. Old shoes that should not be worn in public. Gym shoes that are warn out by wearing them for years. Soes that should only be used to cut grass.

Yo teach, those grass cutters you have on should be thrown out.

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cut the grass

What your dad was always yelling at you to do growing up, whatever it means.

I thought I told you to cut the fucking grass!

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