Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

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Ground score

Finding something lost on ground

He found a $20 .00 ground score in charge under that carnival ride.

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Common ground

Something you only have with someone you share a home with. If your home is not the same, you have no common ground with them.

Letting somebody know that the ground they think they own was never their ground to stand isn't wrong when they're not from the ground they're trying to either stand or take over. You don't owe anybody common ground, respect or anything else.

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ground score

a half smoked cigarette found on the ground. see snipe

Q: you gotta smoke?
A: naw, i'm living off ground scores nowdays.

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ground hogging

you take a dump into someone else's asshole

she had it in for a ground hogging

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ground score

something you find on the ground that makes you so happy that you yell out "SCORE!".

"dude i just found such a nice blender on the curb! GROUND SCORE!!!!"

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ground queef

A girl queefs on a bed so much that she leaves dents in the sheets.

person 1"damn James, that girl queefd' so much on that bed last night that it left dents in the sheets, I think I ate too much of her broccoli"
person 2"what do u mean, queef slippage?"
person 1"hell no you donkey pissing shit monger ground queef."

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