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The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.
"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"
A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce
Look at that table spinner
When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill
I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.
When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.
There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!
A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked
A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.
Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table