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A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.
Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
The table or area in an office where people bring food or snacks for others to eat up or take home.
Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?
Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table
The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.
Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW
1) a statement, behavior or event that induces anger intense enough to table flip. This could be something extreme enough in of its own, or just the straw the broke the camel's back.
2) an individual characterized by a tendency to flip tables (literally or figuratively.)
1) When my ex with benefits hooked up with that fuckboy, that irked me. When she called to talk WHILE THEY WERE FUCKING, that was the table flipper!
2) Wait, boss isn't letting us go until 7PM? After all we've done? Ohhhhh, you can that tell to Paul if you want to see him flip a table.
When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes
"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"