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A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.
My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.
an animals foot/hand that has poop on it
oh god no, he's trying to touch me with his poop paws!
When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.
This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.
This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.
When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.
Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"
Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"
When you wipe ejaculate From your hand/hands (I’f you’re giving a double handi) on and around your mouth / face after giving a handjob.
My girl kitten pawed all over here face after I busted a nut in her hand. Best handjob ever
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.
((Lyrical potential))
The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.