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When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you
Look at her one-eyed cunt !
masturbating.
Jacking off.
Beating the meat.
Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
The smart one among a group of idiots.
The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water
Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*