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When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad
I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB
beating your meat
aka: "masturbating"
"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"
When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.
During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .
After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
Another word for "penis."
Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"