When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.
-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.
-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific
Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.
Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes
The quality of a software that makes it open source as opposed to being proprietary software.
Darryl: Why did you get an Android phone instead of an iPhone or a Windows Mobile device?
Art: I don't know, guess I just like the open-sourciness of it.
to say something without an intention of actually doing it. Making an offer that is not intended to be fulfilled or even taken up by someone.
Rocky: if theres anything you need let us know
Mom: actually there is something you could do for us
Rocky: really? wow no ones ever actually taken us up on our offer before
CeCe: yea havent you guys ever heard of an empty gesture?
by Mac Is Fresh January 16, 2012
Open gesture: sjdusjensisjsnufjfuri
A secret that everybody knows
Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret
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An alcoholic who loves to fuck animals and when needed will also suck off his friends.
Bro! Isaiah Open gave me the good suck last night!