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Oral Jump

a ugly ass nigga that looks like throw up a bitch ass nigga

by me October 7, 2003

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Oral Borealis

When getting a blow job, right before you cum, squirt green and or red food coloring on her face and mouth. Then finish on her face.

I met this chick who is really into astronomy. I gave her the oral borealis last night.

by The Diggs52 March 3, 2010

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a: the movement: when a girl bites, licks, most often sucks and tastes a guys dick. After a few minutes, the guy goes wild and feels awesome, or a guy screams in pleasure. Most men prefer oral sex to anything. Women don't espeacially like it. They mostly prefer anal sex because the guy sticks his dick into a girls ass and girls don't have to work. Most men don't suck girls's vagina anyway.

b: the taste: Most of the time when a woman is sucking a man's cock, it tastes very bitter for them. Sometimes women like to avoid the bitter taste by shitting on the dick then sucking. For some women the taste of the dick is awesome.

c: danger: There's not that much danger to sucking a man's dick. STD'S is rare, it's about 7% chance of getting std's without a condom, which kicks ass. Anal Sex is risky though without a condom. Even with condom it's risky. That's why most people like oral sex better than anal.

My GF didn't know what oral sex was until i told her and then she sucks my dick for hours until i fell asleep and then she kept on sucking it until i woke up 10 hours later.

by mike dick May 9, 2007

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Oral Hershiser

The act of a girl (or guy, for all of you Lance Bass-type people) fellating a guy, and then having the guy defecating in the girl's mouth. This is not to be confused with Orel Hershiser, a former MLB pitcher and current analyst for ESPN.

Man, Sylvanta wanted me to just orgasm in her mouth, but I gave the Oral Hershiser instead.

by Z™ August 22, 2006

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