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When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.
The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremely cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..
2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...
1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...
2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?
A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..
Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k
The Sinaloa package is an option on GMC or Chevy trucks where the wheels and tires stick out of the wheel wells 4-6" for absolutely no reason at all.
Usually this wheel and tire package is equipped with a lift kit as well to really let everyone know what side of the border you're from.
Hey Carlos, did you see Juan's new truck? He got it with the Sinaloa package carnal. That truck is mas guapo ehh foo
A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth
Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”
Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me