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A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.
Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !
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Guy: lily pads
Girl: what?
Guy: nothing
Girl: uh... ok
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a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.
after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.
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The place where one has established a residence in a party friendly area. Most often seen on a college campus, however this is not necessarily required. Used condoms and empty alcohol bottles are required, otherwise it's just "your crib."
Chelly Anne came over last night and bonged beers at my pimp-pad
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A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.
Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.
In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.
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A descriptive term used to identify hot girls with visible tattoo's
Dude, Check out the Doodle Pad near the bar.
I hooked up with a killer Doodle Pad last night.
Doodle Pad!!!!
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Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.
person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!
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