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to sarah palin is to quit for no reason
awwww... come on dude dont sarah palin
thers no reason to quit
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A gay hating idiotic son of a bitch who was for some reason picked by McCain to be his running mate for the 08 presedential election. He actually had a chance of winning before he picked her. This woman is an idiot, has only had experience governing her small town in Alaska, and will ruin our country if she is to be vice president. She doesn't know shit, and is being coached along by evil brain-washing politians. America needs to realize how much of an idiot she is.
Republican dumbass: Yo, Sarah Palin is so great. She's a hockey mom, and so smart. I love.
Democratic informed citizen: Dude, you're fucking stupid.
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the act of covering up one's complete incompetence with only minor incompetence.
"the teacher got pissed at me for not doing assignment, but but I made up an excuse so she only thinks I'm forgetful now"
"dude, so Sarah Palin!!! nice!"
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When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."
I meant to send you this email in palin text because it makes no fucking sense.
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noun.
a)One who repeatedly says "You betcha"
b) See milf.
c)Someone who answers questions with irrelevant answers , like "I am a maverick."
d) Someone who takes pride in Alaska's proximity to Russia.
e)Members of Sarah Palin's fan club; most reside in Alaska
Dude: Do you like cunts?
Other dude: You betcha!
Dude: You're such a palin-er!?!?
The palin-er could only give an incompetent answer, that was all.
The palin-er could recite all of his Sarah Palin knowledge, in a nightsworthof time.
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McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch!
Palin: I'm right here sir! Your very own good looking superbitch!
McCain: Yay!
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A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
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