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The unexplainable phenomenon of which all females are relentlessly attracted to a man, particularly of the Kauffman household that the power originated from.
That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins
The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated
That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins
Patting the most adorable Pokemon ever, Shroomish.
I pat the Shroomish almost everyday.
Honestly the hottest man on earth, he’s in love with a boy named wilba who is a veteran pornstar.
Pat Lipinski threw me on the table whilst we watched Nicky daicos kick a bag
Nanny pat is such a gem she’s so fab. RIP
TOWIE VIBES
Mark wright: having you spoke to Nanny Pat recently Jess?
Jess: yes I have
Nanny pat is such a gem she’s so fab. RIP
TOWIE VIBES
Mark wright: having you spoke to Nanny Pat recently Jess?
Jess: yes I have
To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.
"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."