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Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.
Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"
Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"
Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"
Me- Fuck you enemy P
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When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl
My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled
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A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.
I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.
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An abandoned abused dog rescued and titled the most ugliest dog ever
James - Hey, look up on google images "peanut the dog "
Jacon - James, you have scared me for the rest of my life
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Small male genitalia
He has a small penis
Lucy: How big was it?!
Megan's: disappointed, he had a little peanut
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a name for the person who does not know how to use the phrase peanut gallery properly.
Spelled parlour in Canada but pronounced exactly the same. Anyone who tries to pronounce the u is American or a peanut gallery.
i.e: George Bush is a peanut parlor or Kevin Morgan has peanut parlor ideas, as perceived by Rosie Lines.
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The process of doing anal, nutting in her ass, then eating her ass.
Guy 1: "Bro, what happened with that girl from the bar?"
Guy 2: "We hooked up."
Guy 1: "Peanut Nutter?"
Guy 2: "Of course."
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