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A man of African ethnicity of that has a below average sized penis
Man 1: did you hear about man 3s nudes getting leaked
Man 2: yeah he is an African penguin fr
Man 1: yeah hahaha
Man 3: he fuck you
The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.
Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.
The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
Penguin Pals is a category of interpersonal relationships between a Male and a Female. Higher in rank than a "Friend" but less intense than "Courting". Penguin Pals can often touch each other in intimate ways, but have set ground rules to prevent over agitation from behavior by either party.
Mike and Katy are taking things slow. They're the cutest Penguin Pals Ive ever seen!
A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo
"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.
You are a slippery penguin.
you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.
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