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People who spend their time sitting on their front porch all day. Their porches are outfitted with family room type furniture and sometime even a refrigerator. These people will resist all forms of exercise and personal hygiene. Porch people's main forms of entertainment are the arrival of the ice cream man, watching the bug zapper at work, and Nascar events.
"Hey look at those porch people swarming that ice cream truck"
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A unit of measure based on the lifespan of modern humans of approximately 100 years and used to give perspective on how recent certain developments were achieved by mankind.
"This country was founded in 1776. People live to be 100. That was just THREE PEOPLE AGO. Yeah, the 'Fear Factor' guy just hit you with a math quiz! That JUST happened. REEEAAALLL recent! ~ Joe Rogan
When something huge happens in pop culture like a cultural reset and the world basically stops.
*big pop cultural thing*
“ lived were changed, PEOPLE DIED “
A person that isnt a hater but a people hater. That means he/she doesnt just disdain you, he/she doesnt like anybody else.
C:Hey J why havent you called me?
J:Im a people hater.
C:Oh living by yourself must be great.
J:It beats living with people.
Adj: used to describe the generation of women (or men) who partake in the wearing of ponchos, a fashion craze reborn from the 60's, in winter 2004
Alana: "what are they wearin?"
Clare: "ponchos!"
Peachy: "they are poncho people! i wana be a poncho person!"
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Those people you always see studying in the hallways at school. Often found in large groups of people (called a clique) ,and normally seen reading, working with a laptop, or other electronic device, in front of, or near their locker's.
These people will often not give you their full attention if called upon
Ben: Hey what's up?
Ken: Just a second... (Finishes writing) Oh - uh, just studying for my test later today.
Ben: Oh. That's uh, cool. Wanna walk with me over to Timmies (Canadian Coffee shop)
Ken: Nah, bro. Sorry. Maybe another time? I really need to study.
Ben: Fine, go join the Ground People. Be a dumbass.
Ken: Nah bro. You're the dumbass. I'm the one that's gonna pass bro!
Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.