(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.
Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"
When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.
Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.
Going to Philadelphia and finding the biggest blackest steelworker you can can have him skull fuck you while spanking you with a spike dildo
I’d love to get a Philadelphia Tramrail from that guy!
The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.
I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.
When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.
Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?
Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!
A football team with really passionate fans. This team has also won 1 superbowl in sb51. They are known for their horrific secondary
How did the Vikings score so many points? Because they are playing the Philadelphia Eagles.
MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK
managed by: Jim Curtin
Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team