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Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023


Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024


Philadelphia Tramrail

Going to Philadelphia and finding the biggest blackest steelworker you can can have him skull fuck you while spanking you with a spike dildo

I’d love to get a Philadelphia Tramrail from that guy!

by MORoSCF November 16, 2018


Philadelphia pharmacy

The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.

I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.

by Itsontv October 11, 2023


Philadelphia Eagle

When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.

Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!

by GilesGiantAnus July 21, 2021


Philadelphia Eagles

A football team with really passionate fans. This team has also won 1 superbowl in sb51. They are known for their horrific secondary

How did the Vikings score so many points? Because they are playing the Philadelphia Eagles.

by Dagoatfam October 15, 2019


Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 7, 2022