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A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019


Digital/Physical

The digital/physical process of defining a country based on its flag. Can be acquired by the embassy, or by other means through payment.

Emily: Do you know where I can get the digital/physical of Canada?"
John: I'm not sure, maybe you can email them?

by PlayoffPIsASimp May 6, 2020


Digital Physics 2.0

Reinterpreting Physics Through a Simulation Lens
This thought experiment explores the possibility that fundamental laws and constants of physics are not intrinsic properties of a naturally evolved universe, but rather emergent properties or resource-saving shortcuts implemented within a parent simulation

The Heisenberg uncertainty principle is more likely digital physics 2.0 than naturally evolved physics (NEP) thus more likely resource-constrained simulation (RCS) phenomena.

by Trentism January 11, 2025


Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 22, 2019


Physical conversation

A conversation about sexual intercourse

“J came over and we had such a physical conversation the other night

by jienzo January 19, 2021


Matter Physics

Matter Physics is a word for people who want to study anti-physics (Antimatter) and Dark Physics (Dark Matter & energy) and want a word to actually refer to them selves as than "an antimatter and dark physicist"

"Hey, what type of physicist are you?"
"Oh, flattered you would ask; I am a matter physicist!"
----Not needed past here, place holder----
"Matter Physicist? what do they study?"
"Matter Physics. So like anti-physics & Dark physics."

by THE FOG IS COMING October 3, 2023


modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016