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The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.
1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies
2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon
When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.
What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?
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Moon pied; meaning getting cummed in the Ass!!.
To excreate demon in the rectum!
Have you heard" Brad moon pied Buffy!
When a girl warms up her bottom with a heating pad then sits on your face.
She warmed it up real good then peach pied me. Absolutely delicious.
Ki= loyal, kind, sweet and cute person
Pi= needs Ki to live happy
Man1= I know you since Elementary School! I think you are a real "Ki" 😪
Man1friend= No! I'm a completely "Pi" for you! You're my "Ki"!🥺
Man1 and Man1friend now are engaged
(Ki and Pi)
When a car plate number displays the first few digits of the decimal number π—the question that pops up in a geeky onlooker’s mind is the amount the car owner paid for this private plate.
A geeky billionaire was spotted driving a Porsche with a pi plate on the streets of Paris.
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