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Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.
So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.
abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.
Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...
Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.
Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
If ur nicknamed pistol, your name is for sure peter and ur a dick. One person has probably called you this and u continued to call yourself it as no one else besides maybe 3 people- including coaches
The nickname: pistol My name is pistol and I have a big dick.
My name is pistol and I’m the biggest fucking hardass
When you hiding in a bush and bust on a girls face while she’s walking by.
Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
Perhaps the worst idea for administering drugs since 'hot railing'; a quantity of the powdered drug is placed into the barrel of a cocked air pistol and fired into the rectal cavity, resulting in destruction of the capillary rich rectal lining and consequently immediate absorption. Bioavailability: 95-99%. Also known as 'Prolapse Popping'.
'White male, early twenties, heavy bleeding from the anus, pulse is 140, speech incoherent, air pistol found in seat of pants, suspected pistol plug - ETA 8 minutes, will update on route.'
What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.
It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.
AR-74 in minecradt vanilla , just give me your mothers phone number!!!
fortnite < minecraft Minecraft constant pistols