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The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.
Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"
Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
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A sexual act in which sand is rubbed into the anus or vagina of the receiving person before penetration and further intercourse.
My 'Big One' was left red raw after giving that girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach!
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Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
"Polite" term for accidentally peeing/pooping yourself while receiving a blowjob/handjob.
I always make sure not to eat or drink anything for several hours prior to meeting a new chick, to avoid the risk of mixing business with pleasure.
When one pulls loose testicle skin up and wraps it around the penis shaft and then you go down on the entire lot with your mouth while propping it up with one hand
She took the entire slab of pleasure meat inside her mouth
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When someone is so horny they growl like a cat.
Colton: DAMN. I'm so fuckin horny right now.
Alex: Oh me too Colton
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RWWWARRRWWWWWW!!!
Colton: Now that was some cat killing pleasure Alex.
Alex: Just don't tell anyone we did it.
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Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.
Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.
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