Rural Dictionary

bi-polar bear

A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!

Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...

by JACK-OFF JILL October 13, 2009

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south polar bear

(n) When a woman takes a big turd and freezes it. And when it is totally frozen it can be used as a dildo.

Tina took a fat shit, and made it into a South Polar Bear!

by $ C-Money $ March 23, 2005

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Bi-V-Polar

adj; The extreme feeling of pride a health care worker feels when they successfully start an IV. Also, the extreme feeling of shame a health care worker feels when they miss an IV.

Patient: "OW!"

Phlebotomist: "Sorry. I'm such an idiot!"

Patient: "No, you're not. I have small veins. Here, try that one. See, you got it!"

Phlebotomist: "Yes! I am the master!"

Patient: "Don't be so Bi-V-Polar, dude."

by Webstor 2 December 1, 2010

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