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walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018


Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016


pole bite

nasty bruises on legs and thighs aquired while pole dancing

damn girl you need to put some vitamin e on that pole bite on the back of your leg

by stonersonia420 February 6, 2009


George Pole

The tight end for the San Francisco 49ers often to be confused as “George Kittle”…. Once he gets into “The zone” he is widely regarded by those around him as George Pole due to his Humongous genitalia that reveals itself on the bulge of his football pants which is also known as his “Pole”

Oh wow, did you see George Pole put up 23 fantasy points against the Washington football team! Thank god I started him this week

by Girthquake123 November 24, 2021


pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009


choking pole

Performing fellatio

I nutted hard, she was fire at choking pole.

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016


pole holster

A fallacious individuals oral cavity.

She just wouldn't be quiet so I told her to shut her pole holster.

by A.H. Hanks February 9, 2014