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verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.
Wow, that bully sure got Billy good with that polish bike ride.
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Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
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Reference to a man's genitalia; this phrase generally implies that it is large.
John guy has a polish hotdog.
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Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
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A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.
Last night I gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.
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Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.
Dude, don't go in there! Pete molested the porcelain so bad, the place is like a polish sauna!
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When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.
Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?
Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...
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