Rat Poon

Someone who is cowardly or scared; having no courage what so ever. Also known as being a pussy or a scaredy cat; someone who constantly snitches; like a rat.

Kody: Alex is being a fucking little pussy!
Ashley: Nah, he's being a Rat Poon.

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Poon Fishing

Act of going to a club or party in search of female genitalia using the art of lying as bait.

My nigga went poon fishing last night sayin he was a cardiololigist and came back with some fine snatch.

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poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

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poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

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Smoking Poon

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).

"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"

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poon room

A room a that is used for poon related activity's.

I'll be getin it all night in the
"poon room."

Wooo! Sweet loven down in the "poon room" at the Holiday Inn!

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poon doggie

n. 1. Any heterosexual man who has a voracious appetite for sexual activity and who is often not limited by convention when applying lovemaking techniques.
2. Any man who actively and incessantly chases after women with the intent of bedding them.

"Did you hear about Dennis? That poon doggie did it again, this time with Becky."

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