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White buttered toast with maple syrup.
Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.
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Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.
I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.
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A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
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"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
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The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.
'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'
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When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.
I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!
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Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.
You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!
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A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear
Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
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