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Body positivity isn't just loving yourself. It's respecting yourself.
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The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.
“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”
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A position which attracts the opposite or same sex by displaying an incredibly sexy posture and constantly doing it to people who you want to get with. In simpler words, the position you get in to rack the poon.
Oh look at that hot guy! Come on galz let's get in our minx positions!
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The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.
"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"
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Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"
Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!
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1. Continuing to engage in erotic behavior and continuing to pursue an active sex life despite having been infected with a sexually transmitted disease, the term usually refers to HIV.
I'm sex positive, so I didn't let my diagnosis deter me from fucking Christopher in the ass. I simply used a condom, even if I were clean I would have because you never know your partner's history.
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The act of making out with someone under a pool table.
Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.
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