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On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.
James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted
10 is the posting time.
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A bait post is an obvious "troll" post made by someone to piss off or "trigger" people who are stupid enough to take it seriously and laugh at their reactions.
"Ha, this guy took my bait post! Look at his hilariously butt hurt comment!"
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the act of covering someones item in post-it notes. Most of the time the item is a car/boat but any somewhat large item will do.
Last night we went post-iting. We did it to Stevie boy, he was so pissed that he had to clean off his boat.
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When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"
Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings
Mike: Where the hell are you?
Steve: On the shitter!
Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!
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Latin term for "after sexual intercourse."
I like a nice ciggarette...post coitem, that is.
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The feeling you get after you've come down from your high.
This, in relation to marijuana, is usually a very mild happiness, and very rare. Mostly achieved once you've been very high, or just gotten high for the first time. It's usually accompanied by a very easy going sense of perception.
Man, it's been hours since I got high, but I'm still feeling really good.
Yeah, that's post high.
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To incite a fight, or to call someone out.
used when people are mad and desire confrontation.
Girl:(Greg) Dude you look like Justin Beiber!
Greg:awh, thanks,(:
Jim: Greg, what a fag,
Greg:Post Up then bitch!
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