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A pretty zipper refers to a pretty pussy. Jelly bean clit, cute soft lips. Front view resembling a pretty "zipper."
I got it in last night with a girl who had a roast beef pussy , I wish she had a pretty zipper.
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a woman who looks good as long as she's wearing heavy makeup.
Da'Nell: That new girl, what's her name, Val? She sure looks fine.
Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.
Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.
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a compliment someone tries to give when the person sucks but they don’t want you to feel bad so they say you are pretty good
Person 1: how have my skills progressed
Person 2: oh you’re pretty good I guess
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Sex that isn't porno sex, but sex that is like from the movie The Notebook.
Jill - I don't want to have rough sex tonight. I want pretty sex.
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Me
Im not pretty but not ugly
Lol same
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Someone who moves out West, usually the Northern Rockies, and wants to make it just like California or Michigan and not the U.P.! or Vermont. Liberal fucks who don't like hunting, logging or ranching. They think wolves are cute face licking puppies,,, not hamstringing demons who eat their prey alive. The use their money and lawyers like the Mafia uses pistols and knives, with the locals losing out. Drive Subarus, Saabs, Volvos.
How come we can't hunt elk on that ranch anymore?
Some pretty people bought it to raise llamas on.
Why is this bar so clean... and no more pickled eggs?
The pretty people eat their veggie burgers here now.
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A cynical term for a toy that has visual appeal, generally spoken by one who has no such toy of their own.
"Oh, look, he's got himself a play-pretty; isn't that nice."
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