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retard puppet

A puppet that is not only retarded but also looks like a ginger freckle on steroids. The retatd puppet which was origionaly found in southern japan was commonly named after a noble swardsman Englebert Sultana. Thaigha brown's face looks like a tomato that has been left out in the sun too long to the extent that his face has melted into a chaos watermelon.

Can also be a phrase used to describe a very stupid young male with ginger hair, glasses and sunburn.

Mike: look at that fucking retard puppet in the distance.

johny: yes he looks like a pitbull got a hold of his face and chewed it to the point that it has inflated to the size of my bell-end on a good night.

by jeff schmichael June 20, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


PUPPET SHOW

The act of one or more persons making a spectical or a scene, followed by a series of lies to attempt to explain set actions. Made popular by the one and only "Scrub" aka Colby Swaggert, aka "Chipmunk". Origin of the word is said to be from the area of Crafton Heights also know as the white man's ghetto...

"Wow look at this puppet show in action, is Scrub out of his mind!" Does he understand no one believes him?

by Mark Scanlon August 18, 2006

91๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppet Master

Puppet Master - Someone who intentionally acts like he's retarded and/or doesn't know something to troll another.

PuppetMastering - The art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.

"Hey man lets play some CoD dude."
"What's that?"
"เฒ _เฒ "
"Dude, I'm PuppetMastering you right now."
"Your not a Puppet Master, you're just an idiot."

"tell your internet to stop PuppetMastering, you Wifi-using fuck"

by HupCapNinja - Puppet Master April 4, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 20, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puppet McGraw

a strange puppet found riding a bike,often with a tape,wanting to play a game, the rules of the game are simple

i watched saw and shat myself when puppet mcgraw was cycling about laughing

here comes puppet mcgraw again, quick abbie hide

by Kirsty & Brady October 24, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


puppet sex

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.

we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!

by headpoet January 2, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ugly Puppet

Ejaculating onto a hand puppet that was used to manually stimulate the person ejaculating.

I saw Dave give Caleb an ugly puppet! Poor Kermit was a mess after wards....

by Kermit THEE Frog December 2, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž