Swamp-Question

When you feel awkward about a situation and ask some other person's opinion about it and things suddenly become more strange than before causing you to ask another swamp-question, which will eventually pull you deeper and deeper in the swamp.

*You kissed a girl's head on a party and later on ask her if she was pissed at you*

Boy: "Hey, remember when I, like, kissed your head?"
Girl: "Yeah sure"
Boy: "So, uh, are you pissed at me for doing it, 'cause you've not been talking to me for days now"
Girl: "Why should I? Didn't it use to be a friendship-kiss?"
*feels strange now*
Boy: "Yeah of course it was, was it to you? (Shit, I'm quite good at asking Swamp-Questions...)"

etc.

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I have a question

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Student: I have a question. Teacher: What? Student: Whachu know about rolling down in the deep

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Question Marked Out

When your internet browser doesn't load properly and several-if not all-pictures are replaced with a mini question mark.

I want to go on Facebook right now but everything is question marked out.

Poppt1, Question of the Week

A Poppt1 Question of the Week is generally dumb question like: Are donuts just female bagels? that is easily answered by someone named Hopcat.

Cogger, Little Z and Hopcat: It's the Poppt1, Question of the Week!
Poppt1: Uhh, so why is the colour black so dark?
Hopcat: Because it's black... its supposed to be dark. dumbshit...
*conversations continues on this topic for 5-10 mins*

Pub quiz question

A (usually) mundane and useless piece of knowledge, or field of expertise, that comes into profound effect as the one question you can answer at a pub/supper quiz.

It has also been known to be used as an excuse for quiz players with poor general knowledge.

Quiz master - 'What is the radius of the centre circle on a standard size soccer pitch?'

Person 1 - '9.15 metres'

Person 2 - 'How on earth did you know that?!?'

Person 1 - 'Oh it's my pub quiz question, don't expect answers to any other questions!'

one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.

One question lady is a very odd woman.

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yes or yes question

A yes or no question that is asked knowing or expecting the answer to be yes.

(asking a yes or yes question)

Sammy- "Teresa, could you pass the salt?"

Teresa- "Yes, of course"

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