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An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.
Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!
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When a girl doesn't really like you but doesn't want to be a total asshole to you so they let you down lightly.
I see you in school often. We should talk more. Rate 7 out of 10
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The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:
10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)
Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale
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A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.
The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.
Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.
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1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.
3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.
4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!
5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!
(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.
6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.
7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.
8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...
9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings
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This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!
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