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A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.
The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.
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n. (s. and coll.) an homosexual Asian male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other homosexual Asian males; n. abbrev. & a. sticky. Cf. Potato Queen & Rice Queen
I don't know why Jason bothers trying to pick up at the Sun Hotel, it's full of sticky rice.
Jason has been trying to pick up Daoqing for hours, but he doesn't stand a chance: Daoqing's totally sticky.
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A fantastic musician who adds touches to songs that make them so unbelievably beautiful you just want to jump around. (i. e. Eskimo, Cold Water, Lonelily)
It was so Damien Rice when I skydived through a rainbow over Florence.
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Rice = a solid pore plug (blackhead or whitehead). Trophy rice is rice that is left on the bathroom mirror by its former owner, as if displaying a trophy for everyone else to see and oggle over.
I hate having Pizza Face as a roomy. He always leaves trophy rice and face yogurt on the bathroom mirror. Gross!
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Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"
Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed
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An homosexual Asian male who is predominantly attracted to Asian males. This term is an Asian version of mashed potato.
Sticky rice gay Asian males are often bashed by Elder Rice Queens (Older homosexual white males who is predominantly attracted to much young Asian males), and usually been describe as "bitter" because the sticky rice have no interest in dating rice queens - especially rice queens old enough to be their father.
The term "Bitter sticky rice" is an example of racism - as there is no similar discriminated term against mashed potato (Homosexual white males who is predominantly attracted to white males). Funny enough, Bitter sticky rice is most used by rice queens.
John has been trying to pick up Xie for hours, but he doesn't stand a chance - apart from Xie is a sticky rice, Xie only date guys around his age - he does need a sugar daddy.
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giving it rice can mean 'to do with enthusiasm'
she's fully giving it rice!
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