A picture you put on a dating profile that isn't yours.
Looking for a sweet, cute guy to treat me nicely. No rig shots or roid monkeys need apply.
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A handsome Italian with a 10β rig and a phatty. The biggest rig of them all, an absolute hunk whoβs packin.
He measures from balls to tip, when he does youβre scared of it, cause itβs really big
Heβs big rig mig
A female even more depraved than a rig pig that latches on to said rig pig for the lifted truck, toys, drugs, and dirty oil money.
After the rig pig loses his job, the rig pig queen moves on to it's next rig pig.
Useless human being.
See rig pig definition for more information on rig pigs.
The rig pig queen sucked the rig pigs dick for his dirty oil money.
A dirty deed indeed. The male must first start eating fried chicken with waffles, while simultaneously drilling the female anally. After a few minutes of relaxing the female's sphincter, the man should pull out, immediately followed by the female having explosive diarrhea everywhere (this can be aided by giving her a laxative and a chipotle burrito before hand). The bursts of fecal material coming from her anus will resemble oil shooting up from the ground.
Guy: Dude my girlfriend and I did the mississippi oil rig yesterday and completely destroyed my sheets.
Other guy: Why are you talking to me?
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The largest most athletic nig chop that you'll ever see. Their wanks droop down to their ankles so when they need to readjust they just act like they are tieing their shoes. Their lips can hold a whole African tribe and their corn rows could feed a full Kenyan village. They can run at a whopping 962.4 mph. At top speed they turn their nut sacks into parasails and swoop in to steal yo girl. Living with a Big Rig Nig can be a struggle. All of your stuff can get stolen at any moment. You have to be sitting at all times or stick plywood to your ass cheeks just so you won't lose your ass hole. Their wanks have minds of their own. Don't mess with a big rig
White guy- Dude, I was at the club and I met this fine ass bitch, but in a blink of an eye she was consumed in a sweaty nutsack and was taken.
Black guy- it must of been my Big Rig Nig of a step brother. Sorry nigga.
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Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.
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