Help row the canoe

A polite way to ask someone to tag team their wife. Refer to “Rock the boat”.

Help row the canoe: Help fuck someone’s significant other, often their wife.

Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.

Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.

shut your row

when you tell somebody to close their argument

Shut your row Patricia

dutch row boat

The act of giving dutch rudders to two different individuals simultainiously.

When camping with the guys, don't forget your dutch row boat.

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77 sevens in a row

someone who is very lucky

Man Matt hooked up with steph that guys been 77 sevens in a row since year 10

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front row mafia

A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.

Me: I don't know how to solve this.
You: Go ask the Front Row Mafia. They've figured it out by now.

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old row

The act of eating a plate of dicks

I love to old row.

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Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

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