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A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles.
"You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles."
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a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.
Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.
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Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
kissing is a habit fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name
the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and
pray to god you don't multiply
roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream
sex is evil
Sex is a sin
sins are forgiven so stick it in
roses are nice violets are fine
I'll be the 6 if you be my 9
eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty
Have safe sex
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To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe
Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica
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Contrary to popular misbelief, safe spaces are not about sheltering or impeding free speech, but instead are meant to be places that are respectful and free of hate.
Tom thinks safe spaces are stupid because his transphobic.
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A threat meaning to "watch your back"
Person 1: "I think you're an idiot".
Person 2: (Feeling offended) "You better roll safe".
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a stinky place were people who think they're sophisticated go gangbang and spoon each other
SAFE ROOM, safe room, everybodys goin to the safeee room
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