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A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
thats what she said!
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A friendly greeting with swagger
Walk up to someone - "This kid said Shaun White"
Other Person - "Ohh hell naa whats up mang?"
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I've had enough of listening to your drivel. Begone!
As spoken memorably by the inimitable Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka himself in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":
Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
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The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.
Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!
I was just faking!
That's what she really said!
Is that it?
That's what she really said!
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making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.
two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
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A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.
The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
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"BAM said the lady." Coined by actor Nathon Fillion. Used as punctuation for effect.
"Have to work Saturday and Sunday. Birds go hungry. Bam said the lady." - Nathan Fillion on Twitter 12:27 PM Aug 8th
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