salmon face

a girl who uses so much make up that she looks like a salmon

"girl with too much make up walks past"

girl: FUCKKKKK check out that salmon face"

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Fanning the Salmon

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

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Salmon pudding

When you go fuck a girl ass pull out see you got shitty dick and decide to put yo shitty dick in her pussy

Just picture salmon pudding happening to you bitch

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salmon canyon

a term for a vagina. cunt vertical smile loose meat sandwhich beaver pussy

Ricky's mom was from Montana, and boy did she take my boat down her salmon canyon. Tell ya, she got wet and smelled like fish.

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Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

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salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

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snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

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