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Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.

Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.

by ThroatKing March 28, 2023


Sri Lankan drop saw

Throat fucking while the girls head is hanging over the edge of the bed

Throat fucking a woman while her head is hanging over the bed. You will know your in the Sri Lankan drop saw when you can see the buldge of the penis in the throat. Typically seen in pornhub, usually the woman is also dribbling from the nose and mouth.

by Sri Lankan drop saw August 28, 2022


sawed off leprechaun

Short, pale, angry white male. Preferably a male with Irish ties or Irish.

Tony, youre such an angry man at work you sawed off leprechaun .

by Zoddy January 14, 2016


saw mate

Another way to say hi hello,hola, etc....
It has the word mate which means pal or friend and saw which in this sentence means longtime no see. I know it doesn't make much sense but it's honestly just funny to say

Saw mate, how's it going

by Famonporf January 28, 2023


I saw myself

Many times before, I saw myself was willing to give up everything to be with you. Then, I asked myself a lot of questions when I wrote the post "ncertainty"

- Did he really write for me?

- Are those words real if they were for me? Those words surely made me cry a river on August 13, 2021
- Does he really love me or just play around?
- Why doesn't he talk to me or simply have an urge to chat with me through that app like I do?
- Why doesn't he try to find me just to see me like I always look for him?
- If he loves me, then is his love deep?
- If his love is deep, then is it deep enough to sustain through struggles life might throw at us?
- Will he ever give up on me if I give him my hand?
- Will he ever insult me and treat me badly (not gently)? (I hate this most, along with abandoment and cheating)
- Is this serious? (When you asked me that special question on 12/13)
- If it is serious, then why doesn't he even ask me about my feelings and love for him in person?
- It is obvious that he can read me and understand me, does he accept me and love me for who I am?
- Does he have the same mind as me? You may care about being physical, but I don't care about it, really. Those two numbers you wrote caused me to have those feelings. It was not there before I read deeper into those two number and that the post about you woke up after having a dream about us.

I saw myself saying yes to you multiple times, but ncertainties took over. If it was in person, I'd say yes and be willing to take your hand if your love for me was deep and serious. Then again, answers to my questions showed me otherwise... Spontaneous life is not an option anymore for me. I guess we missed those moments and we never know for sure.

But, It does not matter anymore
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 02, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023


Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

Randy saw collin before collin saw randy

by Real Alberto June 1, 2022


See-Saw

When your getting a blowjob from your partner while they stick their finger in your butthole causing your hips to drive forward and backward, thus driving deeper into their mouth and their finger deeper into your anus

Bro! Last night when I was getting a blowy…my girl stuck her finger in my ass and It made me thrust forward and it deep throated her! She kept doing it and we straight turned into a See-Saw!

by August 11, 2021