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Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.

Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.

by slangdrummer81 February 8, 2009


The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina

I gave the misses the bloody screw last night

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019


the extra screw

This is the screw that after disassembling and reassembling any item/device is left over and has no visible place to go.

Everytime I work on laptops, I add another 'extra screw' to my collection

OR

I can't find where this screw goes
It's alright man, its just The Extra Screw

by Josh Buss February 11, 2011


Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? ๐Ÿ˜Š

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... ๐Ÿ˜ 

*Should've used a Philips screw ๐Ÿ˜‚

*I guess you're screwed ๐Ÿ˜‚

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2020


bush screws

The mechanical screws left over after a job is finished. These left over screws are thrown in the bush. The screws either were extra or were not re-installed in the proper place

After repairing my laptop, I was left with 5 bush screws.

by Frank Rizzo Jr. September 21, 2011


holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.

Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.

by Silverfox95 December 12, 2017


Booster Screw

A sex act involving random rocket parts.

Yeah I totally went for a Booster screw with the hot guy from Space X

by CoK.Tahiti October 14, 2018