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A condition that occurs around the first sunny week of spring in seattle after 5-6 months of darkness and rain. This syndrome forces a person to be burdened with guilt and shame if they do not spend every waking hour outside when the sun is also out and the weather is “nice.” The condition may last through summer, but is typically most intense during late spring.
I think I have Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome (SSGS); I tried to watch a TV episode tonight, but the sun was still out and I felt horrible, so instead I just laid on my couch staring at a blank TV paralyzed by the shame I have developed from this horrible syndrome, i should be hiking but instead I am a failure to the Pacific Northwest.
Because you didn't get into U-Dub, but were scared of leaving seattle
Joaquin: "You know, I really love the Seattle University School of law, they have an excellent legal writing program, social justice focus, hot girls, and their rank increases every year! I really think if I got into UW, I would have chosen SU anyways"
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The prices for marijuana within the Seattle Area (Pierce County, King County, etc). $200.00 for 28 grams of really dank weed. $220.00 for 28 grams of medical weed. Everywhere else people get ripped off. Everywhere else (in the US) people have shitty weed and aren't generous. Gotta love the West-Side weight.
Puyallup Resident - "I just picked up a 2.1 dub of blueberry yum yum from Ken for $20. Dude Seattle Area Marijuana Prices are THE best."
Spokane Resident - "Did we seriously just get a half ounce for $140 of this stress?"
California Resident - "Damn this chronic is really good, but it's $300.00 an ounce."
Tacoma Resident - "That stuff we got from Hilltop was the best stuff I've ever smoked, but it was way too sketch buying it."
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A term used to vaguely describe where something occurs. It is used mainly as a joke and it holds a similar amount of seriousness.
Guy 1: Hey, can we hang out at your place.
SethBling: Sure, Uh I live in the uh seattle washington area...
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What they call seattle grace mercy west hospital for the first time in s7 e18 song beneath a song, due to the fact that more doctors die than patients
C- and once we get back I'm getting away from seattle grace mercy death!!
West Seattle High School is a school so liberal that the of these snow flakes. A school so filled with STD’s that condoms are handed out like the F’s at this school. A school so entrenched in PC terms that even thinking there are two genders is illegal. Our dances are a semi-clothed orgy.
Definition- Satans high school/ orgy
Guy 1 From West Seattle High School, “ Did you just fucking label me a ‘Guy’ . You fucking maga hat piece of shit. Gender is a social construct.”
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Those grey weeks when the sun is not seen, due to its low position in the sky and continual cloud cover.
In Seattle, we have nautical, civil, astronomical and seasonal twilight - AKA Seattle Twilight.