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Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act
Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.
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Eaten in shame, a shame stick is a stick of butter covered in sugar.
Ew, you had sex with Billy? GO EAT A SHAME STICK.
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When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.
Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".
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When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.
"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"
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When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.
I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.
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The deliberate act of shaming wealthy people for no apparent reason and sometimes out of spite.
The mean act of rich shaming is just a result of jealousy.
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A Bloody Mary with no alcohol.
While working as a Bartender in 1973 I was mixing a "Virgin Mary" Cocktail. An Englishman friend was watching me and asked what was I making? I told him it was a "Bloody Mary" but with no alcohol (Vodka) which is called a "Virgin Mary". To that he said, " A Bloody Mary with 'no Alcohol', sounds more like a 'Bloody Shame' to me!" From that day forward, I started calling it a "Bloody Shame" instead of "Virgin Mary" (Which I call sacrilegious and Blasphemy). Wherever I go I call it "Bloody Shame" instead. IT's catching on!!!
Bartender, I'd like a Bloody Shame please!