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I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.
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The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.
Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."
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a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo
bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas
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A side project to No Shave November. Women are often executed for participating in No Shave November because social norm is that it is "unacceptable" and "disgusting" for women not to shave, or for women to have any excess hair on their body in general. Full Shave November encourages men to shave their legs, faces and armpits instead of growing their facial hair, thus reversing the gender roles.
Guy 1: Hey man are you doing No Shave November?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm doing Full Shave November. My sister got bashed for doing No Shave November just because she's a girl. Fuck traditional gender roles.
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When you can't afford cream or a razor so you utilize that BIC lighter to burn off your five-o'clock shadow or caterpillar legs.
Pass me that lighter I need a hot shave before I hit the corner tonight.
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A female's response to male's "No Shave November". In the month of December it is acceptable (and encouraged) for females to not shave any part of their body.
Sally: Woah, your legs sure are hairy Denise!
Denise: "I know, it's in support of Don't Shave December!
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Used in Lindsborg, Kansas, a part of the "language" of sarcasm, used as a way of saying something is extremely and utterly gay
" Hey, look, there's that one bitch."
"Omg...shave my tum."
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