shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise

Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda

Shed

A slang for weed

Hey man, you had some shed?

Shed

Means she said but when people talk to fast it just becomes SHED.

Emma: Did you hear Emily SHED that she likes Tom

Rachel: No way! Can’t believe SHED that

Shed

A shed is a car that is hanging and a piece of shit

Me: Hey have you seen my shed parked out front?

Friend: fuck me yeah, shes a hanger bud

Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey

Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.